Wednesday, January 29, 2014

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS MORE LIKE THE FAULT IN MY TEARS


um so yeah
sometimes I read very emotional things
like TFIOS
and this is a small poem I have composed
about TFIOS
warning
do not read if you have not read TFIOS



TFIOS: More like TFIMT
by Sarah Jacobsen
wow this book looks good
everyone on tumblr seems to love it
aw it's about a cancer patient
this might be a bit sad
*grabs tissue box*
might need these


oh my gosh
this is actually really cute
the only tears i will shed will be those of happiness
awwwww


oh no hazel bby
don't be sad u can't go to amsterdam
i can't go to amsterdam either
my parents will never let me



omg omg omg
they get to go to amsterdam
leave me alone to die this is too cute


wait a second
this author dude is a weiner
weinershnitzel


oh well
at least they get to have a romantic date in amsterdam
oh
OH
OH MY
did they 
they DIIIIIID



"hazel was just amusing me with venn diagrams"
you bet your one remaining leg she was
that was a splendid innuendo
a+


ooooh more alone time
i wonder what



no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
NO



*frantically grabs for tissue box*
*realizes that no amount of tissues are ever going to fill the void in my heart that this book created*
*sobs brokenly*



"Okay?"




"Okay."

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